April Fools' Day: What might we see?

[joeyluck]

April 1st is less than a month away... 

What might we see from some of the developers?

Will somebody finally make the highly requested coffee maker?

Wbl3001 Dispositif Pour Contact Premier - Omino
"This device may be useful in "First Contact" scenarios as a means to visually assist in the communication and understanding of musical information."

Still available in the shop: https://www.propellerheads.com/shop/rac ... t-premier/


CRAPRE (version 1) - Peff/Sonic Charge
"CRAPRE is loaded with fun and useful features that will make your music sound so much worse! And by “worse” we mean betterer!"

This was a limited edition and was removed from the shop. It was later replaced by CRAPRE - No. 2!
http://www.peff.com/crapre/


CRAPRE - No. 2 - Peff/Sonic Charge
"The Cassette Recorder Audio Processor Rack Extension is back and worser than before!"

Still available in the shop: https://www.propellerheads.com/shop/rac ... ssor-no22/


MC-1 More Cowbell - Robotic Bean
"So I guess you don't need me anymore? -Gene"

Limited edition, but reappears in the shop that time of year. Be sure to check back!


Attention Instrument - Rob Papen
"Is it not often the case that you are far too busy in your studio and need some coffee, tea or whatever?? But how do you order it?"

Still available in the shop: https://www.propellerheads.com/shop/rac ... nstrument/


Pipeline Pressure Control - Turn2on
"Take full control of the water network right from the Reason rack."

Still available in the shop: https://www.propellerheads.com/shop/rac ... e-control/

[selig]

Coming Soon from Selig Audio…
As an extension of the Leveler's amazing upwards compression algorithm, I'm working on a brand new high tech low level amplification device that takes advantage of the principle that no sound ever decays totally to silence. This means all sounds ever made are still "hanging around", albeit at very low levels. The trick is to filter out the louder (newer) audio leaving only the old.

Using this technology we can literally go back in time and hear things like famous speeches, find out what folks were REALLY saying to each other when the microphones were turned off, even find the missing 18 minutes from the Nixon tapes, etc. In fact once I tweak the algorithms further one could even go back far enough to be able to hear what the Dinosaurs actually sound like, and taking it to the ultimate conclusion, to finally hear the sound of the original Big Bang!
Coming 4/1/15…

[Exowildebeest]

In all seriousness, maybe indeed the long awaited and expected Crapre update. It has the potential to be a really great device.

[joeyluck]

For those just tuning in that weren't around in April of last year, or just don't remember, this is Crapre:

http://peff.com/crapre/

 

[joeyluck]

The Wbl3001 was released by omino.com the year before on April 1st

For those who don't know about it, it actually is a pretty cool, FREE Rack Extension.

https://shop.propellerheads.se/product/ ... t-premier/

   
 

[challism]

The Wbl3001 was released by omino.com the year before on April 1st

For those who don't know about it, it actually is a pretty cool, FREE Rack Extension.

https://shop.propellerheads.se/product/ ... t-premier/

  

Ya know, I got this RE a year and a half ago (or something like that) and I STILL haven't ever loaded it into my rack.... mostly because it really doesn't DO anything musically speaking, right?  It's just  a pretty light show that plays with the music, isn't it?  Anyway... I think it's kind of funny I've yet to load it and play with it.

[zeebot]

The Wbl3001 was released by omino.com the year before on April 1st

For those who don't know about it, it actually is a pretty cool, FREE Rack Extension.

https://shop.propellerheads.se/product/ ... t-premier/

   
 

Its the rack equivalent of the monolith in 2001 Space Odyssey 

[joeyluck]

The Wbl3001 was released by omino.com the year before on April 1st

For those who don't know about it, it actually is a pretty cool, FREE Rack Extension.

https://shop.propellerheads.se/product/ ... t-premier/

   
 

Its the rack equivalent of the monolith in 2001 Space Odyssey 

I think you are thinking of Peff's Spacre, maybe? ;P  

This is from Close Encounters of the Third Kind...

[motuscott]

Occasionally i have some free time.
Like way too much free time.
This thing has many variations that may delight the eye.
I use it to keep me awake on long hauls with my 16 wheeler.
Hooked up to a Red Sovine cassette.

[pjeudy]

April Fools' Day: What might we see?:

REASON 9 will be announced (skipping R8.5) with every single feature everyone ever wanted!
And Propellerheads issuing an apology to all of the PUF members, admit defeat and reopen REASON USER FORUM with no Moderators and allow the blood bad to continue,scaring away all those new wide eyed customers :s0230:  !!!

[gak]

VST's!

[gak]

For those just tuning in that weren't around in April of last year, or just don't remember, this is Crapre:

http://peff.com/crapre/

 

Why did I just feel the need to pour sugar on top of my cake? 

[Juan Rosa]

CrapRE 2.0?

[Juan Rosa]

Question: what was bad in the PH forum?

[hydlide]

you'll have to pay for tutorials... ow wait...

[MDTerps2015]

you'll have to pay for tutorials... ow wait...

lmao "awahhh"

[Last Alternative]

A Crapre update would be GREATLY appreciated! It sounds cool but I refuse to use it until there's a way to control the damage. ='(

[EnochLight]

I just asked Peff if he and Sonic Charge would consider updating Crapre for April 1. He said that they haven't discussed it. :frown: Oh well, maybe he'll consider making it available in the shop again for those of you who missed out. It's a fantastic little sound destroyer.

[joeyluck]

I just asked Peff if he and Sonic Charge would consider updating Crapre for April 1. He said that they haven't discussed it. :frown: Oh well, maybe he'll consider making it available in the shop again for those of you who missed out. It's a fantastic little sound destroyer.

Indeed. There were some folks who missed out on it...and many folks that are new to Reason now. It should at least be made available April of every year

[Nymphomation]

Sonic Charge 'Bit-Math', based on the Math & Spell?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speak_%26_Math

[selig]

Expect to see an announcement from a major RE developer that they will now focus solely on developing audio apps for the new Apple Watch.

[Noplan]

Close down the E-Mail support, because it was not the place to communicate with PH. Things turned out that carrier pigeons are the shit.

[joeyluck]

It's tomorrow!

[selig]

I'm hearing that the Props are planning moving everything to the iWatch platform, abandoning Windows, OSX, and IOS.