I want to burn every gym to the ground

[gak]

Seriously, WTF?

Traits every single gym I've been to in my entire life (52 years) has had and makes me angry and not want to work out.

-Music too fucking loud/poor choices. Let's be realistic, since I was a kid, EVERYONE uses their personal whatever to listen to music. NOBODY gives a fuck about the music they play. Conclusion? It's the asshole up front who makes that call and since there are many assholes up front, you don't know what you are going to get. Why not just leave the fucking thing on one setting, and people that want something different can piss off? I don't want to make my ears bleed to drown out the fodder they play.

-TV's. Now, you cannot UNWATCH the TV. I don't go to the gym to watch TV. I don't want to see chain-smoking-bad-guy show. I don't want to see Judge pooty (and the all one-race show she puts on). I ESPECIALLY don't want to see fux news or that idiot that is president with everyone hyperboling about what the 3yo just tweeted. My thought? Turn them to sports, or turn them off.

-Stupid me me me me me me me me me batch hogging the fucking machine. batch, I'ma slap your ass if you don't stop hogging the fucking machine!

Even if the place is clean and easy to access, these three things have persisted for decades. If you disagree, there is a special place in hell for you!!!!!!!!! (and take poppy with you!!!!!!!!!!!!! )

[AttenuationHz]

[gak]

You trolled me with a prodigy video? I don't just "smack my batch up" like dem dumbasses, only when the batch hogs my machine. "batch, get the fuck off my machine!!!!!!!!!!!"

[AttenuationHz]

[gak]

Better, but still they they are commies. They should have been named "rage against what the fuck ever because we're going to make mad cash and love Cuba"

[Gorgon]

[pacorobles]

Perhaps gyms for your age group is a viable business concept? I'm dead serious. The fitness industry is always on the move for something new.

[kuhliloach]

Why doesn't the gym generate power? Wasted human energy that could be captured. Time to hook machines to grid.

[Creativemind]

Good idea for age gyms. Over 40's and under 40's? we have female only gyms (well we do in the UK) now.

[siln]

Seriously, WTF?


Even if the place is clean and easy to access, these three things have persisted for decades. If you disagree, there is a special place in hell for you!!!!!!!!! (and take poppy with you!!!!!!!!!!!!! )

Never entered a gym club so I guess I cant technically disagree with you , I ll have try a least , crossfit seems more fun

[gak]

Perhaps gyms for your age group is a viable business concept? I'm dead serious. The fitness industry is always on the move for something new.

But I've hated them from age 20. So, either it's just me, or......well, it's probably just me

[gak]

I loved Hans and Frans.

[Aosta]

What's wrong with something like this?

Without the KGB following you of course.

Seriously, I never understood why people congregated at gyms full of egotistical stinking sweaty people when humans have been getting fit using nature for millions of years, don't make sense.

[avasopht]

[4filegate]

Stores, Gyms + Health Clubs in town sells at old people healthy fitness, hearing aid and A good vision with the wear glasses or contact lenses.
They can now Document the Noise from Noisy Neighbors for the noise complaint disturbance and enjoy their rest time.

[chk071]

Better, but still they they are commies. They should have been named "rage against what the fuck ever because we're going to make mad cash and love Cuba"

That alone justified checking this thread out.

[Oquasec]

I'd save going to the gym for getting a boxing/mma license.

[demt]

i give in, i smoke in my bedroom/gym

[gak]

I'd save going to the gym for getting a boxing/mma license.

MMA?

Sorry, no. Not into patty-cake for ladies in an octagon

(though I do wish I had a punching bag)

[gak]

i give in, i smoke in my bedroom/gym

A gym with a smoking section, cool story bro. It would have to be on an Indian Reservation in California (which according to all the casinos is basically every block)

[moneykube]

(and take poppy with you!!!!!!!!!!!!! )

lol... no no no

[gak]

Eh, you're just sore that I don't like DJ (insert name here)

[pacorobles]

Perhaps gyms for your age group is a viable business concept? I'm dead serious. The fitness industry is always on the move for something new.

But I've hated them from age 20. So, either it's just me, or......well, it's probably just me

LOL. I do too. I swim now and love it.

[O1B]

lol!

... the one in the wheelchair..

[CaliforniaBurrito]

Yeah gyms certainly aren't for me.