Adding "ing" to movie titles

[plaamook]

Entering the Dragon - adult Shrek spin-off featuring Donkey....

Grum.

Far out...

[Kenni]

Iron fisting - [Redacted description]

[C//AZM]

Moonlighting- A coming of age story about a gay kid who has to work a second job.
Malcolm Xing- The crosswalk in Harlem near the NOI headquarters.
Hacksaw Ridging- a story which depicts extreme landscaping.
Sullying- The film about the effects of a pilot's damaged reputation.
Birdmaning- Charlie Parker at the howitzer.

[O1B]

Speeding..... just gimme the ticket

The Great Walling - Trump Rockumentary
Knock Knocking - What Mexicans'll have to do.
Jerrying Macguire - Fight Club 2
Pearl Harboring -This time, Mary KNOWS it's not hair gel.
The Helping - Hillie finishes the Pie!

and, the classics... Hancocking.... Seven Poundings .... Getting Hard

[Grumbleweed]

Fisting Fight - the sequel to Iron Fisting, the gloves are off!

Grum.

[Ostermilk]

Solarising - Cult sci fi yarn outlining the perils of getting an all-over tan in space.

Jurassic Parking - Fred Flinstone gets residents permit to leave his car on the road overnight.

The Heisting - Angry bee attacks a mans forehead

The Shining-ing - The King finally gets to finish his speech to great acclaim.

The Fogging - Obfuscation at it's best.

[selig]

Oh man, came here to add "The Shining-ing" only to have been beaten to the punch.
Will keep thinking…


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[Ostermilk]

Girl with the pearl earringing - She'll be more careful what she listens to in future.

[theshoemaker]

Finally ... found a good one

Click the link for the real deal!


Staring Wars - Episode 2.5 - The Rack Awakens

The good of polysonic sounds has been vanished for quite a long time already. No one knows where to listen to for a perfect beat any longer. The evil Dr. OctoRex can't get any inspiration for his amazining loops. But all of a sudden, out of nowhere a new SDK arises. With the possibilty to import own samples. Will this be the end for the dark side? Can the producers and musicians finally beat the charts, or will they continue staring at their screens trying to find THAT sound?

[Olivier]

- LA LA Landing - A documentary uncovering autotune was brought to us by aliens from the planet LA LA.
- The girl with the dragon tattooing - A dragon has to choose between his passion, being a tattoo artist, and his girl.

[Ostermilk]

The Perfect Storming - Norman Schwarzkopf attains a higher state of consciousness, physical strength and spiritual wellbeing.

[O1B]

Silencing of the Lambs...It was Clarese all along.

A Love Story... Dicking Tracy.
How to Guide..You Don't Know Jacking
Advanced Guide.. The Jerking
Pro ................ FreeJacking

Straight to Dv..um... VHS... Coming and Playing w/ My Snowballs

[raymondh]

Homing alone - story of the independent pigeon

Spacing balls - billiards tutorial

Bikini Jamming - form over function

Spinal Tapping - Rhythm with backbone

Backing To The Future - Reverse engineering

Taxiing Driver - story of the grounded pilot

What about Bobbing - So you can't swim!

Aliensing - An exciting SETI discovery

[teddymcw]

Pointing Break - One crossing guard has had enough!

Full Meddling Jacket - It may cover you from the elements but it will expose your soul.

The Devil's Advocating - Why climate change is a hoax

A Clocking Work Orange - Construction workers have a rather dramatically normal day

Starring Wars - Which young millennial can grab the most classroom kudos from their teacher?

Missing Congeniality - You are wrong, dumb fuck face

Fight Clubbing - The story of insecure American males at 1:30 in the morning

Schooling Ties - Fearsome competition between socialist academics

2001: A Spacing Odyssey - Readability in a 2000 word essay is paramount

Topping Gun - A pastry chef puts the finishing touches on an already splendid cake

[NekujaK]

Winter's Boning - ummmm... what else is there to do when it's 3 below zero outside?

[O1B]

Reasoning - REs

The Edge of Reasoning - iOS, Hardware
Reasonable Doubting - Ableton Live
No Reasoning - VSTs

A REasoning to Live - Super Combinator, MPE, VST integration, P'head Hardware Controller,
Reasoning to Die - O1B, son.

[NekujaK]

The Right Stuffing - an overworked housewife finds the perfect Thanksgiving recipe to satisfy her family

[selig]

For those with time to kill…

Here are some great movie posters using this approach:

http://twistedsifter.com/2017/01/artist ... s-results/

[O1B]

Cheating.... a movie about not thinking for yourself....

Low Don't Dirty Shaming...

[JJGreen]

Citizen Kaning - the riveting drama about a man who returns to his home country of Indonesia with two paracetemol in his suitcase, only to be sentenced to one month of corporal punishment.

[JJGreen]

Goldfingering - A high end escort who only allows forplay from rich men.

[teddymcw]

The Fasting and the Furious - Shit gets real when people get hangry

[O1B]

This one had to hurt on the campaign trail...
10ing... Donald.
Losering. Jeb.

[Gorgon]

Twistering - a tale of friendship, hope, envy, and finally, betrayal when the left foot went on yellow

[Gorgon]

Jawsing - The elephant man discovers his vocal abilities