I've been hearing my entire life that girls don't fart.

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3rd Floor Sound
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21 Jan 2015

Apparently the condition is worse than I'd imagined.

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Just needed to blow off some steam (or rainbows?) so I don't go *pop*
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21 Jan 2015

In Japan those would be eels.

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3rd Floor Sound
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21 Jan 2015

Exowildebeest wrote:In Japan those would be eels.
So you've seen "Enchanted Forest" too, then.
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21 Jan 2015

I lol'd at the unicorn. Good lord.

Reminds me of a quote from the Alec Baldwin character Jack Donaghy on 30 Rock. He claimed he only farted once a year and did it on top of a mountain and it lasted an hour.

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22 Jan 2015

JNeffLind wrote:I lol'd at the unicorn. Good lord.

Reminds me of a quote from the Alec Baldwin character Jack Donaghy on 30 Rock. He claimed he only farted once a year and did it on top of a mountain and it lasted an hour.
Hah, the unicorn is what got me too, along with the look on her face.
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Hahaha the section beginning at :38 is a thing of beauty!
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22 Jan 2015

Girls don't fart.

I have it on good authority that they emit delicate puffs, much like the alpine flowers do in giving their fragrance to the valley.

(allegedly)

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22 Jan 2015

Ostermilk wrote:Girls don't fart.

I have it on good authority that they emit delicate puffs, much like the alpine flowers do in giving their fragrance to the valley.

(allegedly)
There's an injured cat above that may disagree. I had a woman tell me recently that without balls to block them, girl farts travel forward.
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22 Jan 2015

:reason: :reload: :record: :ignition: :refill: :re: | :rt: FTW

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23 Jan 2015

If herself is anything to go by it's not merely a myth but an out and out lie! :t1465:
Total numpty doin' his own thing for the craic and relaxation - it's cheaper than a therapist, and more satisfying.
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23 Jan 2015


I'd totally forgotten that ad!
Liars, all of them.
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24 Jan 2015

3rd Floor Sound wrote:Apparently the condition is worse than I'd imagined.

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Just needed to blow off some steam (or rainbows?) so I don't go *pop*
They don't fart. They produce CrapRE out of those asses! ;)
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