This one isn't too old actually.
"If you can't make an album make a song, if you can't make a song make a loop, if you can't make a loop make a patch, if you can't make a patch make a coffee. If you can't make a coffee you've been indoors too long." ~ pushedbutton
Originally from the "I suck" thread started by Last Alternative. I really do hope "the button" joins here as well.
