Excellent

Anyone with an unnecessary large signature will be taken outside and smacked around the head with a dead carp.

And only reason we'd take you outside first is because the fish smells.

Good god, I just dropped from an embarrassing "Junior Member" to "Newb" I may have to find another forum. ;) I came up with something a bit more comprehensive.. here is the rank list so you guys have some incentive: Dabbler         0 Hobbyist        100 Producer        250 Expert           500 Cert...

TheGoodGoodMan wrote:I never thought i'd see the day... I have as many posts as Selig!!

Hello Everybody.

lol, I was just about to say something along those lines myself.

"Blimey, selig and JP are junior members! I wouldn't trust either of 'em again until they're back up to at least 3,000 posts "

I wrote this after a particularly nasty bit of PUF forum exchanging a few months back. Seems quite pertinent ;) Adios PUF. https://soundcloud.com/thequixotes/dressed-in-water Chaparral the world Exocet your freedom Firebrand the fora Patriot to the last Bowled you a semyorka Grouse about your house ...

Fuck, I should have read the rules before accepting.

So, where do I post my kidneys?